TMJ

For those of you who don't know, I have a temporomandibular joint disorder. Something is up with my left jaw joint, and it hurts like hell. It hurts to open or clench my mouth. I have problems chewing food. I can't play my clarinet. I'm going through quite an ordeal because of it.
My clarinet is the only "cause" I can think of. And I hate to think that's what it is. I've worked so hard to be proud of my clarinet playing and to work my way up in the section, and I can't even audition now. I probably would've gotten 1st clarinet music for concert band this year, too. So I probably won't get to be in the wind ensemble because of it, and I might be playing a practically foreign instrument that doesn't hurt my jaw. It's going to be so frustrating because I won't sound too great on an instrument I haven't touched since 6th grade and knowing how much better I sounded on clarinet. I'm also worried about losing the $2,000 scholarship I get from band, but there's no reason to be. Robb won't kick me out. He's too nice of a guy.
A much bigger blow to me about this was something I didn't even think of until my boyfriend brought it up. I probably won't even be able to kiss him without being in pain. I guess it wasn't enough torture to only get to see him a few weeks a year.
Life sure can suck.






Put a bear trPublish Postap here, put a bear trap there. Traps can go most anywhere.

Conspiracy Theories

I am sick of conspiracy theories and theorists. I don't care who's side they're on. They need to grow up and learn how to rationalize.

Catholicism is Satan worship
Islam is Satan worship
9/11 was an inside job
Pearl Harbor was an inside job
Titanic was sunk on purpose
Oklahoma City bombings were an inside job
7/7 was an inside job
Paul McCartney is really dead
Elvis is alive

People make me sad today.




You know Frank Sinatra? He's dead.

George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People

I seriously think I'm the only person in my Race and Ethnic Relations course who does not believe that. That line was said by one of the students in my class while talking about Katrina, and everybody nodded their heads. When I attested to it, saying "Don't mistake incompetence for malice," a huge argument ensued. Here I was saying that mobilizing the resources needed for the Katrina disaster isn't as easy as it sounds, and the professor attacks me saying he doesn't believe that argument for one second. Well I'm sorry I actually have experienced how hard it can be to get an extrication crew to an accident where a vehicle has landed on top of a passenger in a county of 10,000, Mr. Professor. You obviously have a better idea of what can be done on a much more massive scale with much more room for people to screw up, along with the scale making it easier to shift the responsibility of saving someone's life on another person's shoulder. You should run the country, sir. You should try to run every single branch of government like you seem to think the president does on a daily basis.

What the hell has happened to us? What is wrong with the people in our country? When has become acceptable to put the entire blame of a huge disaster and the response to it on 1-10 people? Where were these individuals that blame Bush for the horrible response time when the victims of Katrina were starving to death?; watching the news in their heated homes while eating dinner? I am ashamed that the candidates that support the issues I do make part of their reasoning that they should be president, "well, I'm not Bush," or, "I'm not part of that stupid Republican Party." That is the worst reason in the world to vote for someone, "he's the lesser of two evils." If you don't like either candidate, don't vote for them. The reason the voter turnout is so crappy isn't that nobody cares about politics; just ask people what they think of abortion, the war in Iraq, or same-sex marriage. The candidates flat-out suck. There's practically no differentiation between them, but the "I'm not candidate A" reasoning gets people f*cking elected these days. It sickens me that I am living in a nation where that reasoning is perfectly acceptable. The same people that point and accuse conservatives of being less intelligent vote for liberal candidates that simply label themselves liberal. The same people that accuse others of not thinking rarely do so themselves. Just one more reason I want to be a hermit.








Don't talk to me.

......

Not in a good mood today. Failed my last Latin test, doesn't look like I'll do well on tomorrow's. :(
At least it's raining, and it better rain during band. *shakes fist at sky*
Maybe if things get where they're supposed to be, I'll feel better. And/or if I get a nap in before band. Thank Shiva there's only one class tomorrow.
Speaking of Shiva, we got a beta and named it Shiva. It likes to eat spiders. It puffs up at my hair.







Don't make me a target.

Georgia and School

Georgia was freaking amazing. I went down to see my boyfriend and meet his family. They're all awesome and odd, and I fit right in. Georgia itself was very hot, very humid, and very hilly. While there, I went to a Holocaust museum, Stone Mountain, tubing down a creek that's drying up due to drought, panned for gold, and the High Museum of Art. I also learned that Southern hospitality is false; only the non-native southerners around the Atlanta area, be it in the city or 100 miles away, are the hospitable ones. The native southerners = rude. Make for some good stories, though. I really miss Georgia. Well, okay, I miss my boyfriend and his family.

Finished my first week of school. I think I'm going to like my classes this semester. India, science, race and ethnic relations, Latin, the siege of Leningrad, and band. I also got a job as a labmon, meaning I sit in the computer lab and make sure people aren't eating food or smashing the computers. And I was close to fainting during marching band. The dorm room is nice, even if it is back on the third floor. We at least have new furniture. And I'm rooming with Erka again, meaning I don't have to spend another $1000 for a single. Yay school!











Come into the hollow.

Continued.

I eventually had enough.

Aaron: "I know it's all from a point of view. An interpretation of life. How else can I also say that my life is perfect at times and mean it with every atom? I deal with the sucky times by changing my point of view, and that is a Buddhist way of doing things. And no, I won't stop calling myself a Buddhist because I follow the philosophy."
fine, be a horrible person who co-opts others' religious beliefs so she can be "exotic." You're clearly one of those thousands of American who claims to be "buddhist" or "tantric" or some other "oriental" garbage purely for the purposes of impressing people who are relatively ignorant with your knowledge of "the mysterious East" and its rich culture. It's insulting to those of us who have actually participated in that culture, and know that what you are doing is merely cheap imitation of a deep cultural tradition.

Me: Yep, that's why I do it. Not because I felt that Christianity failed me. Not because I felt empty when I went through years of depression. Not because Buddhism actually helped me dig out of a secondary depression. Not because I now feel at one with the world and with myself. Not because I finally feel at peace. No, you're right. It's because I'm completely superficial and wear beads and burn incense just to look cool. You hit it right on the dot.

Aaron: [quoted above]
Everything you've said here is only further evidence that I DID hit it right on the dot. This is a rather typical response from a new-wave, touchy-feely, co-opt Asian cultures and traditions, pseudo-buddhist. Way to play right into the stereotype.

Aaron: [states that if I retract the "life sucks" statement to a more "ACCURATE" way of putting it, he would amend his judgment. But at this point, it's too late because it would be a cop-out.]

Me: I have stated a few times now that life can be whatever you make it, but you're failing to listen. I'm not copping out. You don't know anything about me, so you can think whatever you want. It doesn't affect my life. You're no better than the religious bigots that you hate so much. You berate people that you don't know until they bow down and call you superior. You are a bully, and I'm not going to waste another moment of my life on you. If you don't change your ways, you're going to find the world to be a very lonely place.

Aaron: "You're no better than the religious bigots that you hate so much. You berate people that you don't know until they bow down and call you superior. "
No, I berate people until they RETRACT false statements and ACKNOWLEDGE true ones . . . or until they pick up their toys and go home, like you're doing.

Now, I want to work some things out.


First, with logic.

Take this as the known: Life is suffering.
Life = a.
Suffering = b.
Suffering is the experience of unpleasant events.
Suffering (b) = Unpleasant Events (c).
Most people of my generation, whilst going through unpleasant events, say that that experience "sucks." So,
Unpleasant Events (c) = Suck (d).
a=b
b=c
c=d
a=c
a=d
Ergo, life sucks.



Second, suffering being in your mind.
I understand that life can be what you make it. You can look at a thunderstorm and go, "Damn, it's raining." Or, you can go, "YAY! It's raining!" It's a state of mind.
But, suffering exists outside the mind. My grandad, in the last years of his life, went from still being physically fit and active from his days in the military service to a breathing corpse in his last days. These years were filled with suffering from colon cancer and the treatments for it. Those last years were his life at that time. And at that time, his life sucked. I want whoever disagrees with me and thinks that his suffering is purely mental to look me in the eyes and say that. I want whoever disagrees with me and thinks that his suffering was purely mental to look my grandmother in the eyes and say that. And, if at all possible, to look my grandad in the eyes and say that.
99.99999999999999999999% of all Buddhists suffer because of their mental outlook if not physical suffering. If Siddhartha Gautama himself went through what my grandad did, I don't think he'd be able to say "life rules" and not be lying to himself.



Third.
I was off by an adjective/gerund/synonym.



Fourth.
If saying that "life sucks" is a direct contradiction to the teachings of Siddhartha and makes me not a Buddhist, then I don't think there are any true [enter religion here]. There obviously have never been any Christians, because all have contradicted at least one of Jesus' teachings. A Muslim who can't make it to Mecca obviously is just a pseudo Muslim who does it to look cool. Hell, whatever religion you're doing is a cheap imitation of the true thing unless you're actually from the place it originated. (By the way, this would make the majority of Buddhists cheap imitators, since Buddhism originated in India, but very few Buddhists are there today.)














Ghost lightning.

The Word "Douchebaggery" Was Invented to Describe this Man's Actions.

Sorry for the long post.

There's this guy named Aaron in one of the facebook groups I'm in. On rare occasion, he'll actually attribute something intelligent and worthwhile to discussion, but, for the most part, he just rants and raves about how everybody is less than he is.
I've been venting to people about him for a while, and maybe getting this written, I can put the jerk behind me.
For a while, I didn't really mind him. Probably because I didn't read into him. But then, he started attacking me. It started on a joke discussion about how he thought every pregnant woman should get an abortion. Then we wouldn't have to worry about a slew of negative whatnots now and in the future. I decided to attribute to the board with:

Me: I don't think abortions should be mandatory. My Human Sexuality prof had an interesting idea: Every male must get a vasectomy before puberty. Ta-da! No unwanted babies. They would have to reverse the vasectomy if they want kids. Also, free condoms. (Catholic college = free condoms are a NONO!)
The weird thing is, I'm not sure if he was joking or not. Another weird thing is, I think it's actually a pretty good idea.

Aaron: It would be a good idea except for two little problems:
1) Vasectomies are not always reversible.
2) Like any other invasive procedure, vasectomies have a (very small) risk of permanent injury or death. Subjecting all males to at least one, and possibly two unnecessary surgeries doesn't seem worth the risk.

Me: Couldn't you apply #2 to the mandatory abortion idea? It would seem logical that more women die from abortions than men do from vasectomies. Currently, I'm too lazy to look for whether that's actually true or not.

Other guy I'm on good terms with now: Yeah, you fucking asshole.
And if you're against abortions, then just pass out cigarettes and booze to pregnant women. That won't kill them, but WILL result in a dead fetus popping out of the vagina within a few months.

Aaron: "Couldn't you apply #2 to the mandatory abortion idea?"
Yes. Your idea is, of course, far superior to the "mandatory abortions" idea . . . but that idea was a FUCKING JOKE and is just about the worst idea in history.

Me: Okay, I didn't say I was going to take over the country and make it mandatory. Chill out. It was one of those things that even I went "Why the Hell do I think that's a good idea?!" It might have to do with the 30234098987 papers I had due that week.
Watch your language. And when have I said I was against abortions? I think they're fine as long as it's first trimester.
Lastly, I was just throwing ideas into the ring, you know, creating some conversation. It was a joke from the professor too (I think. He was hard to read sometimes). For Quetzalcoatl's sake; for having a joke discussion topic, you have a hard time taking things lightly.

Aaron: "for having a joke discussion topic, you have a hard time taking things lightly."
Says the person who just dedicated 500+ words to explaining that she was not being serious.

I explain myself. A lot. I got it from my mom who does it for every action she carries out. I just ignored him for the rest of the board. Then, last night (or the night before), I was talking to this girl who couldn't understand how a loving god could allow suffering in the world.

Me: What has to be understood is that faith in a god brings a sense of comfort that the things that happen in the world aren't random; that things happen for a reason. It brings the same type of comfort that conspiracy theories do (i.e. one individual could not have assassinated a president. A whole organization had to have been involved). To think of the world as random and out of the control of people or a higher being can be a scary thought.
I'm not Christian either. I consider myself freelance Buddhist. To me, life sucks, and I just have to deal with it. Works for me.

But I couldn't get away with such a blatantly incorrect statement, now could I? *please read last sentence with sarcasm* Oh, no. Aaron must come to the rescue.

Aaron: "I consider myself freelance Buddhist. To me, life sucks, and I just have to deal with it. Works for me."
That's about as far from a Buddhist outlook on life as you can possibly get. Stop calling yourself a "freelance Buddhist." it is offensive to the half billion or so REAL Buddhists out there.

Me: I consider myself Buddhist, but I haven't gone to a temple or met any monks. I don't follow what I don't find logical (like the no dancing rule (which is for monks more than anything)). I work with what gets me closer to happiness and enlightenment, which really is what Siddhartha taught. I just put "freelance" in there because I converted myself, I taught myself, and I practice on my own. I'm offended that you downplay my beliefs.

Aaron: "I consider myself Buddhist,"
How can you consider yourself Buddhist when your beliefs DIRECTLY CONTRADICT several of the teachings of the Buddha? That's like considering yourself a Catholic, but not believing that Jesus is the Lord.
" but I haven't gone to a temple or met any monks. I don't follow what I don't find logical (like the no dancing rule (which is for monks more than anything)). I work with what gets me closer to happiness and enlightenment, which really is what Siddhartha taught. I just put "freelance" in there because I converted myself, I taught myself, and I practice on my own. "
Well you clearly haven't taught yourself very well, because if your previous statements are accurate, you believe some things that directly contradict Buddha's teachings.
"I'm offended that you downplay my beliefs."
and i'm offended that you call those beliefs "Buddhism" even though they directly contradict Buddhist philosophy. It's be like me calling myself a "freelance Muslim" and then denying that there is only one God and that Muhammad is His final Prophet.

Adam: What specifically prevents her from being Buddhist? Don't mean to butt in, just wondering.

Aaron: "life sucks, and I just have to deal with it. "
This, pretty much. It's a very un-Buddhist thing to say.

Me: What do I contradict? Please, tell me, I'm willing to learn. If you're using my "Life sucks. I deal with it." statement, I'll try to explain. Life sucks. The way I deal with it is through Buddhist teachings and practices. I try to control myself. I don't drink or do drugs or anything else that fogs my mind. I try not to lie, I try not to curse, I'm not going into a profession that promotes harm to living things. I'm trying. I'm not going to be perfect.
Also, I was going on the "does god exist" type of talk when I posted that. I was saying that, while some believe a god does everything or some things, I don't pawn off disasters or great things on a god making them occur.

Adam: I dunno, I was under the assumption that Buddhism more or less revolves around activities and philosophies that reduce the suckiness of life. You have to acknowledge the suckiness of life in order to reduce it, don't you?
In fact, if I've got my references right, the First Noble Truth is pretty much "life sucks." The other three address dealing with it. So, Buddhism = "life sucks, and here's how to deal with it." Looks to me like her problem and Buddhism's solution match perfectly.

Aaron: "Life sucks. The way I deal with it is through Buddhist teachings and practices."
no Buddhist would ever assert that life sucks. Life is whatever you make of it.
"I dunno, I was under the assumption that Buddhism more or less revolves around activities and philosophies that reduce the suckiness of life."
Well you're wrong.
"You have to acknowledge the suckiness of life in order to reduce it, don't you?"
You're also wrong about this.

Adam: Maybe you didn't read my post, but I explained it quite clearly:
The First Noble Truth of Buddhism is dukkha, or suffering. According to a Buddhist, all life is suffering, and they follow the teachings of Buddha because they want to detach themselves from the desires that cause them their suffering. I'm not wrong about this, and to know that only takes a very basic understanding of Buddhism.
If there's any particular reason you *think* I'm wrong, tell me what it is, rather than just saying "well you're wrong" and avoiding having to make intelligent argument.

Me: Noble Truth #1: Suffering: Birth is suffering, aging is suffering, illness is suffering, death is suffering; union with what is displeasing is suffering; separation from what is pleasing is suffering; not to get what one wants is suffering; in brief, the five aggregates subject to clinging are suffering.
I dunno, I interpret that as life sucks, from your aunt dying to your shoe coming untied. The way to change that is to control your outlook and make the world a more pleasant place for you and everyone else. If life didn't suck, there wouldn't be too many people looking for religion/lack of it.

Aaron: "Noble Truth #1: Suffering: Birth is suffering, aging is suffering, illness is suffering, death is suffering; union with what is displeasing is suffering; separation from what is pleasing is suffering; not to get what one wants is suffering; in brief, the five aggregates subject to clinging are suffering.
I dunno, I interpret that as life sucks"
And that's where you make the very un-Buddhist move. Life is suffering, but that doesn't mean that it "sucks" by any meaning of that word. Since suffering is a NECESSARY part of life, it can make life neither desireable nor undesireable, neither good nor bad, in and of itself. It simply is.

Aaron: (excerpt from the end of a post to a Christian. I know this doesn't have to do with the current argument, but his abuse isn't aimed solely at me.) Thus, your "observation" was of a state of affairs that never fucking existed. Stop telling lies aobut me, you stupid, fundie bitch.

Adam: Suffering is not a "NECESSARY part of life." If it were, there'd be no point in becoming Buddhist in order to fix it. The view of the Buddhist is not that suffering is unavoidable; it's that we create the suffering ourselves from EVENTS that are unavoidable. Losing a loved one is unavoidable, your shoe coming untied is unavoidable....but your OUTLOOK on these things is, according to the Buddhist, not.
You're right when you say that the Buddhist view is to see things just as they are, not as anything good or bad "in and of itself," but that's precisely what eliminates the suffering. "You suffer, so here's a philosophy to teach you how to not suffer." If someone becomes Buddhist because their life sucks and they want to change it, who are you to say that their view on life is not suffering?

Me: Sorry for using different adjectives.

Where does this guy get off? Is he no better than the süper duper fundamentalists and extremists that he seems to hate so much by him forcing his superiority down everyone's throats? And he does this on every topic, regardless of subject. He is above everyone, and he's going to berate you until you agree. And yes, I do feel better now that I've gotten this out of my system through writing. I don't care how depressing you find it that I'm complaining about a guy I don't know on the internet using a blog site. Venting is healthy, no matter who's listening.











Free, that's all that she could be, that's why she never stayed.

Spiders

I saw the neatest thing out in the cornfield the other day. There was this spider (one of the smaller ones, only a few millimeters big) that had built a good sized web on one of the corn plants. He was chilling out in the middle, among a couple of meals that he had caught and spun. There was another spider of a different color, but same size, walking along the edges of the web. Whenever it tried to go in more, the spider in the middle would turn towards it, and shake the entire web at it. The invading spider would then move back to the outer edges of the web. Another invader spider of the same type as the other tried to move in as well, but with the same response from the owner spider. I had never seen anything like it. I sat there for five minutes just watching it play out. So cool.






Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?

Minnesota

Minnesota was teh roxxors. Nice weather (but not warm enough to swim >.<), good food, happy family, and my boyfriend. Walked across the Mississippi River (which was the only high water in the state, it seemed), Went to Canada (and Emo!), and did a lot of laziness.

Now, I'm back in the corn fields, and I already have 2nd degree sunburns from two days outside. Sigh.







Rock concert movement #3.

Please Learn How to Type.

"omg r u ok?!?!? i thinbku hsould clal me wen u get this"

"I did fill the possession for the store manager..."

"wife i think im dieing"





*head a splode*









Debaser

Choir Subbing

My first hour apparently hates me from my subbing today. The reasons: I wouldn't let them play D.J.'s guitar and wouldn't let them play the penis game.

Guy 1- Penis!
Guy 2- PENIS!
Me- I know how proud you all must be from your knowledge of the male anatomy, but you really need to be quiet and watch the movie.
Guy 1- But it's the penis game!
Me- I know it's the penis game! I went through middle school and high school, too. I don't care. Grow up, watch the movie.

Other than first hour and the middle schoolers, easiest subbing day ever. Just videos and having conversations with friends I haven't seen in a long time.








Back in my room, wish you were dead.

I feel like wasing my life.

1000 Questions -- The [Second] Longest ORIGINAL Survey on Bzoink (I made a longer one!)
=>This or That<=
Pie or cake?::	Cake
Pie or 3.14159...?::	3.14159265389
Chocolate or vanilla?::	Vanilla
Black or white?::	White
Ceiling or floor?::	Floor
Couch or bed?::	Bed
Cough or sneeze?::	Sneeze
On or off?::	Off
Closed or open?::	Open
Brush or comb?::	Brush
Long or short?::	Long
Big or small?::	Big
Wet or dry?::	Wet
Under or over?::	Under
Top or bottom?::	Top
Fly or fall?::	Fall
Smile or frown?::	Smile
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?::	Tears of joy
Hot or cold?::	Hot
Warm or cool?::	Warm
Rough or smooth?::	Smooth
Cat or dog?::	Cat
Snake or bird?::	Snake
Shark or T-Rex?::	Shark
Past or present?::	Present
Science fiction or fantasy?::	Fantasy
Dull or sharp?::	Sharp
Live forever or die young?::	Live forever
Books or television?::	Books
Jump or skip?::	Skip
Fast or slow?::	Slow
Run or walk?::	Walk
Guy or girl?::	Guy
Disney or Warner Brothers?::	Warner Brothers
Belle or Jasmine?::	Jasmine
Gaston or Cruella Deville?::	Cruella Deville
Food or friends?::	Friends
Colors or black and white?::	Colors
Cute or pretty?::	Pretty
Good or evil?::	Good
Fruits or vegetables?::	Fruits
Milk or juice?::	Milk
Hot chocolate or gingerale?::	Hot chocolate
Beer or wine?::	They both suck
Movies or cartoons?::	Movies
Pillow or blanket?::	Blanket
Moon or stars?::	Stars
Sky or sea?::	Sky
Explode or implode?::	Implode
=>Odd Questions<=
What color is the bottom of your tongue?::	Pinkish red
Your foot?::	Skin colored?
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?::	No, but they gross me out
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?::	No
Do you chew on your homework?::	Not often
Pencils?::	No, but I do on pens
Do you read the dictionary?::	No
Encyclopedia?::	Yes
Atlas?::	Yes
Road map?::	Yes
Do you memorize random facts?::	Yes
Do you stalk anyone?::	No
Does anyone stalk you?::	If anyone does, they're doing a bang-up job
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?::	No
Do you dust your lawn?::	No
Do you collect dust?::	No
Lint?::	No
Baby teeth?::	No
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?::	No
Do you wish prostitution was legal?::	Yes
Do you use lotion on your feet?::	Occasionally
Do you have problems with Canadians?::	No
Mexicans?::	No
Americans?::	Yes
The French?::	Yes
The English?::	No
Have you ever played a kazoo?::	Yes
Have you ever shot someone?::	With a nerf arrow
Something?::	With a real arrow
How many pairs of underwear do you own?::	Too many
Jeans?::	Too many, only wear around 5
What ring size are you?::	5 1/2
Belt size?::	Uh....large?
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?::	No
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?::	No
Do you eat a lot?::	Not really. I'm more of a snacker
Do you get excited over cameras?::	No
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?::	No
Poison?::	No
Knives?::	Yes
Cheese?::	No
Penguins?::	No
Bald people?::	No
Scrawny African children?::	No
Midgets?::	No
Pirates?::	No
Corny jokes?::	Yes
Are you a virgin?::	Yes
Are you a hermaphrodite?::	No, no matter what I told George
Do you tie string to your teeth?::	No
Do you bite yourself?::	Yes
Cut yourself?::	No
Do you get cold sores often?::	No
Do you have a cold right now?::	No
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?::	No
Do you like to touch sharp objects?::	Yes
Do you have a twitching problem?::	Kitterspasms!
Are you homicidal?::	No
What do you do on the computer?::	Waste my days
Anything your parents should know about?::	I'm gradually becoming atheist
Are you happy with your life?::	Yes
Is everybody else happy with your life?::	I'd assume so
Do you like 100% white grape juice?::	Yes!
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?::	Some parts of them are...
How big is the universe?::	Infinite
What's the logic behind your answer?::	It doesn't end.
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?::	Anywhere from 3-12
What do you dream about?::	Weird stuff involving people I'm familiar with
Anything your parents should know about?::	Didn't you already ask me this?
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?::	No, but I do play the games on there :)
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?::	I've never done it. Even though I have a fear of falling, I'd love to do it.
Do you have AIM?::	Yes
MSN?::	No
YIM?::	Yes
A Neopets account?::	...You know what, I do...from a loooong time ago...I think my griffen thing is dead by now
A Vampirefreaks account?::	No
A Quizilla account?::	No
A Bzoink account?::	No
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?::	Yes
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?::	Depends what kind of bug it is
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?::	On occasion
Are you scared of everything that breathes?::	No
Doesn't breathe?::	No
Are you scared of anything at all?::	Yes
What?::	Arachnids, falling, needles (not so much)
Which cardinal direction do you like best?::	North
Do you have a life?::	Sometimes
Do you have a microphone on your computer?::	No
A webcam?::	Yes
A scanner?::	Yes
A printer?::	Yes
A cordless mouse?::	Yes
Does your mouse light up?::	Yes
Are you scared of mice?::	No
What kind of computer do you have?::	HP
Were you ever physically abused?::	No
Verbally?::	Well, I didn't wear makeup until I was 16 because, when I was 11 and playing with makeup, my dad told me I looked like a French whore.
Sexually?::	No
Do you wish you were a fish?::	Sometimes
A cat?::	Sometimes
A dog?::	Sometimes
Do you have a cell phone?::	Yes
What kind is it?::	Sony Ericson
Do you weasel out of things?::	Yes
Do your teachers like you?::	Yes
Do your parents like you?::	Yes
Do your siblings like you?::	...Yes...
Does karma, if it exists, love you?::	I hope so
Did you have a tail when you were born?::	No
Do you enjoy school?::	Yes
Do you sleep under or over the covers?::	Usually under
Do you sleep in a bed?::	Yes
Do you catch yourself floating at times?::	No
Are you a packrat?::	Yes
Do you know HTML or CSS?::	Very little
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?::	No
Do you shy away from social situations?::	Not really
Are you obsessed with shiny things?::	No
Are you at least attracted to them?::	Yes
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?::	Sometimes
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?::	No
Do you label other people?::	Yes
Are you proud?::	Sometimes
Do you like scrambled eggs?::	Yes!
=>How bad can I make you Look?<=
Do you wash your hands frequently?::	No
Do you wet the bed?::	No
What age did you stop?::	Never wet the bed
Do you lie a lot?::	No
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?::	Yeah :/
Brush your hair?::	Yes
Do you use deoderant?::	Yes
Do you masturbate?::	Yes
How often?::	Quite
Are you an alcoholic?::	No
A druggie?::	No
Do you drink illegally?::	No
Do you wear underwear?::	Yes
Do you change your underwear frequently?::	Yes
Are you a coward?::	No
A loser?::	No
An idiot?::	Sometimes
Do you chatspeak?::	No
Are you a bad friend?::	No
Are you untrustworthy?::	No
Unreliable?::	No
Do you pick your nose?::	Anyone who says they don't is a liar
Are you imperfect?::	Yes
Ugly?::	No
Do you have bad hair?::	No
A big nose?::	No
Are you shallow?::	No
Greedy?::	No
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?::	No
Do you have any /important/ talents?::	What classifies talents as important?
Do you burp often?::	No
Are you impolite?::	Sometimes
Disrespectful?::	Only to people who I don't feel the need to be respectful around
Sadistic?::	No
Are you a pansy?::	No
Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.)::	No
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?::	No, but I don't hate him either
Do you have buck teeth?::	No
Acne?::	No
Mental illnesses?::	No
Are you fake?::	No
Does your breath smell?::	I like garlic and onions :)
Do you have a strong body odor?::	No
Do you have bad teeth?::	No
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?::	No
Are you overweight?::	No
Anorexic?::	No
Bulimic?::	No
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?::	No
A tattoo?::	No
Are you a wannabe?::	No
Do you get bad grades?::	No
What's your IQ level?::	138, according to an online test I just took
Are you a bad guesser?::	Yes
Are you slow?::	No
Are you bad at reading people?::	No
Are you too nice for your own good?::	Yes
Do you have a lot of friends?::	Yes
Do you give in easily?::	Yes
Are you stubborn?::	Yes
Are you annoying?::	Can be
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?::	Sometimes
Are you a necrophilliac?::	No
Are you incestuous?::	No
Is your room messy?::	Yes
Do you make fun of other people?::	Yes
Do you respect your body?::	Yes
Are you arrogant?::	No
Do you have low self-esteem?::	No
Are you unique?::	Just like everyone else
Are your hands clammy?::	Sometimes
Are you short?::	No
Are you freakishly tall?::	No
Do you like Simple Plan?::	No. They actually give me nausea...odd, really.
=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in God?::	Less and less every day.
Do you believe in magic?::	No
True love?::	Eh
Heaven?::	....
Hell?::	No
Satan?::	No
The Lord and Lady?::	?
The Goddess?::	No
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?::	I have prayed to them, just to see if they get lonely and will grant things :P
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?::	No
Are you an atheist?::	Working on it
Agnostic?::	Sounds a bit more like me
Do you believe in fairies?::	No
Dragons?::	No
Unicorns?::	No
Gollums?::	No
Santa?::	No
The Easter Bunny?::	No
The Tooth Fairy?::	No
Pixies?::	Awsome band!
Phoenixes?::	No
Elves?::	No
Dwarves?::	No
Mermaids?::	No
Karma?::	Kinda
Immortality?::	......
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?::	I LOVE THE AZTEC GODS!
Mayan Gods?::	WOOT!
Incan Gods?::	HOORAY!
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?::	Uh...tacos.
Do you believe in life on other planets?::	Well, I think the best proof we have that, if there's other life and it's intelligent, it's not coming here.
Do you believe in parallel universes?::	No
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?::	Not really
Do you believe in Eternity?::	......
Do you believe in evolution?::	Yes
Do you believe in life after death?::	......
What happens to us after we die?::	Either we rot in the ground, we get reincarnated, or we go to "nirvana" and stop existing
Do you believe in superheroes?::	No
Super villains?::	No
Do you believe in Fate?::	No
That everything has a purpose?::	It's nice to think, but no
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?::	No
Sex?::	No
Love?::	No
Success?::	Yes
Making yourself happy?::	Yes
Making others happy?::	No
Religion?::	Yes
Politics?::	No
Do you believe in miracles?::	No
Angels?::	No
Demons?::	No
Ghosts?::	I grew up with them
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?::	Out of the 6.313544353454 people on earth, yes
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?::	Yes
Do you believe in selfessness at all?::	Yes
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?::	Same chances as asking the sun for it
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?::	Not always
Do you believe that anything can happen?::	No
=>The Basics<=
Name::	Sarah
Age::	19
Gender::	Female
Happy with it?::	Yes
Eye color::	Grey, blue, green, yellow, brown
Happy with it?::	Yes
If not, what would you change it to?::	Whatever enhances the yellow :)
Hair color::	Red turning brown
Happy with it?::	Apathetic
If not, what would you change it to?::	Blonde
Hair length::	Long
Hair style::	Uh...long?
Have you ever dyed your hair?::	Yes
What color?::	Blonde, red, literal red
Do you dye your hair frequently?::	Kinda
Has it ever gotten damaged?::	No
Are you clean-shaven?::	Sure?
What's your body type?::	Average, pudgy
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?::	Long and slender
Thin or full lips?::	Uh...full?
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?::	Thick
Have you ever had lice?::	No
How old were you?::	I've been 8 before. That was pretty awesome.
Nicknames::	Kitto, Kitty, Killer, Kitterpimp, Sari, Twitchybutt, Sarahkins
Happy with them?::	Of course
Aliases::	Goolash.
What made you choose them?::	It's a fun word.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?::	I think it would have been Matthew....
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?::	Dominic
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?::	No
What heritage does your first name imply?::	Biblical/Hebrew
Middle name?::	Biblical/Hebrew
Last name?::	German!
Place of birth::	Lafayette
Date of birth::	Octember 32
Nationality::	United Statesen
Were you named after anyone?::	Those Old Testament hussies
Who?::	...I just said...
What side of the family does your name come from?::	Uh....dad's?
Did your parents immigrate?::	No
How about your grandparents?::	No
Your great grandparents?::	No
Farther back into your family?::	Yes
Where did they emmigrate from?::	Germany
Where did they immigrate to?::	Pennsylvania
Skin color::	White
What's your facial structure like?::	Face-like
Height::	5'5"
Happy with it?::	Yes
Weight::	88888888888888888888888.9
Happy with it?::	No
How old are your parents?::	50s
What's your father's name?::	Randy
Your mother's?::	Kim
Do you have any siblings?::	No
How old are they?::	13 and 99
What are their names?::	Steve and Heratio
Do you get along with your family?::	Yes
Do you wish they were different?::	Yes
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?::	No
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?::	No
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?::	Kinda
If so, why?::	They sucked
Who do you get along with most?::	In my family? Gramz
=>Favorites<=
Color::	Green
Month::	May
Year::	1066
Decade::	Ots
Century::	14th
Millenium::	1000 B.C.
Animal::	Fennec Fox
Movie::	Death Proof
Book::	The Time Machine
River::	Wabash
Lake::	Sand
Ocean::	Pacific?
Country::	Djibouti
City::	Djibouti
State::	Minnesota
Province::	Saskatewan
Place to go in your neighborhood::	The cemetery
Person::	Gramz or Dr. Ryan
Relative::	Gramz
Pet::	Oreo
Actor::	Tim Roth
Actress::	Uma Thurman
Celebrity::	uh....
Musician::	Beethoven or Elfman
Singer::	...
Band::	The Pixies
Movie genre::	Action with good character developement and plot
Book genre::	Fantasy
Play genre::	Comedy
Play::	Lysistrata
Musical::	Cannibal!: the Musical
Poem::	The Bells by Edgar Allen Poe
Writer::	Tolkien or Poe
Song::	7th Symphony by Beethoven
Sport::	World Cup Soccer
Drink::	Water
Food::	Chicken
Brand of cereal::	Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Candy bar::	Cookies & Cream
Disney princess::	Jasmine
Disney prince::	Aladdin
Disney villain::	McLeach
Disney character::	Rafiki
CD::	Songs for the Deaf by QOTSA
Director::	Quentin Tarantino
Videogame::	Any of the Spyro series
Computer game::	City building games, like Warcraft or Age of Mythology
Game::	The floor is lava!
Board game::	Hungry Hungry Hippos
Word game::	Cryptographs
Clothing style::	Comfortable
Truth or dare question::	Truth
Fairy tale::	The Bible
Lullaby::	This Lullaby by QOTSA
Holiday::	Memorial Day *cough*
Mythological creature::	Succubus
Miscellaneous item::	Blankee!
Storybook character::	uh...
Movie character::	Zoë Bell
Play character::	Myrinne's husband in Lysistrata
Musical character::	Alferd Packer
College::	St. Joe
Football team::	don't pay attention
Soccer team::	GERMANY!
Tennis player::	uh
Hockey team::	gsdf
Basketball team::	dfldfsl
Baseball team::	sdlkdflk
Swimmer::	dfksjds
Track star::	dslkdf
Vegetable::	Fried ocra
Fruit::	Orange
Toothpaste brand::	dflkjdsl
Type of computer::	HP
Medication::	dfdfdfs
Poison::	Happiness
Type of sword::	Kukri
Type of gun::	cheating
Planet::	Jupiter
Space feature::	Nebulas
Breed of cat::	Black and white
Dog::	Border collie
Spider::	none
Fish::	Beta
Penguin::	The black and white ones
Species of crustacean::	Crab
Arachnid::	none
Insect::	Flutterby
Pair of socks::	Hula Monkeys!
Scooby-Doo character::	Shaggy?
Spongebob Squarepants character::	The orchestra
Quote::	The only thing that man has learned from history is that man never learns from history.
Adage::	The early worm gets eaten
President::	Teddy Roosevelt!
Astrological sign::	Gemini
Chinese zodiac sign::	Bunny
Number::	8
Short story::	The Facts in the Case of Mr. Valdemar by Poe
Word::	Gargantuan
Definition::	The nuthatch is a plump bird about the size of a great tit that resembles a small woodpecker.
Time period::	ca 400 B.C. - 1500 A.D.
Dictionary brand::	Webster?
Series of books::	Lord of the Rings
Publishing company::	...penguin?
Illustrator::	uh
Artist::	William Bouguereau
Childhood story::	.....
Childhood memory::	Chasing thunderstorms with dad
Facial expression::	This one.
Serial killer::	Jack the Ripper. He probably did the worst job ever, but his timing in history was good to him
Medieval torture device::	Hanging a person upside down with two angry dogs that were also hung upsidedown
Instrument::	Bassoon
Brand of chocolate::	Dove
Candy::	Strawberry Cream Savers
Brand of candy::	uh...
Time of day::	Midnight
Codename Amour and Adori use::	Who?
Letter::	K
Inside joke::	Anything with Fort Knox or shoulders
Joke::	There's two muffins in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "God, it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks at him and goes, "OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Scent::	Axe or a rip off of it
Onomotapoeia::	WHARUMP!
Alliteration::	American Agency Against Alliteration Abuse
=>The Ideal Mate<=
Hair color::	Don't care
Hair length::	Medium
Hair style::	Shaggy
Eye color::	Don't care
Skin color::	Don't care
Any makeup?::	No
Clothing style::	Comfortable
Shy or outgoing?::	Shy
Happy or depressed?::	Happy
Funny or serious?::	Funny
Abusive or kind?::	Kind
Respectful or perverted?::	Respectful
Completely describe their personality::	Kick-ass.
This is another space if you need it::	Awesome.
Ideal height::	Taller
Ideal weight::	Proportionate
Body type::	Lanky
Completely describe their appearances::	I...just....
This is another space if you need it::	*ventilate*
Cup size or condom size::	Most condoms are the same size....
Masochistic or sadistic?::	Mascohistic
Conformist or nonconformist?::	Nonconformist
Artistic or athletic?::	Artistic
Intellectual or unintelligent?::	Intellectual
Complex or simple?::	Yes.
What would their hobbies be?::	Computer, RPGs, arguing over space and fictional diseases
Interests?::	Knowledge
Obsessions::	See above
Would they hug you often?::	Yes
Kiss you often?::	Of course
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?::	Yeah
Have you already found your ideal mate?::	Exdee.
Or as close as someone can get?::	Probably more likely.
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?::	When?
Are you in love?::	Yes.
What will you do together?::	Whatever we can do when we get to see each other.
Your ideal date::	Doing something that scares me.
Your ideal wedding::	Short and simple.
How many kids?::	None...or very very few.
What will their names be?::	Sapía, Dominic
What do you think they would look like?::	Me and their dad.
Will you even have kids?::	With my luck, I'll have 86
If not, why?::	I don't want to squeeze them out and that's way too much responsibility
Will you even get married?::	Probably, not going to even think about that chapter yet
If no, why?::	My attention span
Are you taken or single?::	Taken
=>Dislikes<=
Least favorite color::	Poopy green
Animal::	Spider
Number::	7
President::	Andrew Jackson
Actor::	Robert Dinero
Actress::	Sarah Jessica Parker
Director::	Not sure
Celebrity::	Paris Hilton
Artist::	Any "modern" artist
Illustrator::	....
Poet::	Shakespear
Writer::	Henry Louis Gates
Band::	Simple Plan
Musician::	Any rapper
Singer::	Quite a few
Food::	Sauerkraut
Fruit::	Tomato
Vegetable::	Cabbage
Candy::	Licorice
Candy bar::	dunno
Brand of chocolate::	Any dark chocolate
Skittles flavor::	Orange
Month::	October
Year::	1492
Decade::	'80s
Century::	20th
Millenium::	....
Era::	Uh...triassic?
Time period::	wait
Battle of the Civil War::	Chancellorsville
War::	WWI
Battle of WWII::	.....
Battle of American Revolution::	.....
Genius::	....
Genus of plant::	....
Flower::	That really stinky one
Tree::	Dave
Hair color::	....
Eye color::	.....
Fairy tale::	Steve and the case of crabs
Disney princess::	Anne
Disney villain::	Jordan
Disney prince::	Fred
Movie character::	The chick in Army of Darkness
Play character::	Loretta
Book character::	Andy
Musical character::	Fredrick Taylor
Play::	Death of a Salesman
Musical::	Hello Dolly
Person::	Stalin
Brand of cereal::	Bran
Brand of battery::	.....
Mental illness::	.....
Medication::	......
Serial killer::	Gacy
Poison::	.....
Type of sword::	....
Type of gun::	All
Toothpaste brand::	....
Scent::	Burps
Taste::	Bitter
Sound::	The sound of a TV when it's on but there's nothing on it
Sexual position::	The Headache
Article of clothing::	Shoes
=>What do you think Of...<=
Ugly people?::	Without them, there'd be no pretty people
Pretty people?::	Without them, there'd be no ugly people
Bald people?::	Good job
Scrawny African children?::	Go metabolism!
Religion?::	Opiate of the masses
Politics?::	Not a fan
Abortion?::	Pro-Choice
Church?::	Stupid
Separation of church and state?::	Good
Blondes?::	Tacos
Brunettes?::	Sheet
Redheads?::	Big Bird
Mainstream rock?::	Ugh
Abercrombie?::	Ew
Pop music?::	Blech
Classic rock?::	\m/
Roleplaying?::	Whatever finds your lost remote
Emo music?::	Boo
Ignorance?::	It can be bliss....
Stupidity?::	Grah
Mental retardation?::	It happens
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?::	Sexy pants
Friends?::	They're nice
Disrespect?::	That's not nice
Immaturity?::	Grumble
Republicans?::	Sure
Democrats?::	Sure
George W. Bush?::	Lame duck
Your mom? (OH, BURN.)::	She's a very nice lady
My mom?::	Don't know her
Me?::	You don't have much of a life, do you?
This survey?::	'Tis long
Dry walls?::	Better than moist walls
Painted walls?::	Perty
Drugs?::	Hiss
Alcohol?::	Yeah, let's choose to be a bumbling idiot and have no self control! wooo!
Prostitution?::	It should be legal.
Premarital sex?::	Everyone wants to marry a virgin, but no one wants to date one.
Teenage sex?::	Nonononononono
People?::	Stupid.
Your classmates?::	Alright.
Your co-workers?::	Keep the corn interesting.
Your school?::	It has it's ups and downs.
Your family?::	I like mom's side better.
My family?::	Don't know them.
Your mental health?::	I like it. Just enough insanity to keep me sane :)
My mental health?::	Knock-out
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?::	Cute
Your life?::	Awesome
My life?::	Kinda dull
The color green?::	Yay!
Pickles?::	Yum
Food?::	Delish
Electricity?::	Sweet
Niagra falls?::	Water!
Cataracts?::	Annoying
Bridges?::	Woot
Braces?::	Never had them
Dictionairies?::	Nice
Television?::	Good, but not....
Fairy tales?::	Fun
Hollywood?::	Shallow
MTV?::	Sucks
=>Currently...<=
What are you feeling?::	Bored, relaxed
Smelling?::	Outside
Seeing?::	Computer
Hearing?::	Misere by the Cat Empire
Doing?::	This survey
Who are you talking to online?::	My boyfriend
On the phone?::	No one
What room of the house are you in?::	Mine
Are you cold?::	No
Bored?::	Yes
Warm?::	No
Hot?::	No
Do you look nice?::	No
What are you wearing?::	Sealab 2021 shirt and jeans
Are you eating anything?::	No
Drinking anything?::	No
What's your heart rate?::	76
BMI?::	*shrugs*
What brand of shoes are you wearing?::	none
What are you wishing for?::	Minnesota
What are you worried about?::	Next school year...
Sad about?::	Georgia being so far away
Happy about?::	My boyfriend
Angry about?::	Rand McNally
Serious about?::	Religion
Laughing about?::	Not
Talking about?::	Nothing
Typing about?::	Sequels
=>Friends<=
Who are your friends?::	Gina, Ray, Erka, Mallory, Randy, Cristy, George, Adamn
Your best friends?::	Gina, Erka, Cristy, Adamn
Who do you hang out with most?::	Erka
Who do you treat the best?::	Adamn
Who treats you the best?::	Adamn
Do you even have friends?::	Uh, yeah
If so, why are you taking this survey?::	Because it's 2:41 in the morning
Who's the funny one?::	They all are, duh
The smart one?::	They all are, duh
The depressed one?::	Adamn from how cynical he is *rolls eyes*
The punk?::	.....
The goth?::	.....
The prep?::	.....
The jock?::	....
The outcast?::	Cristy
The stupid one?::	.....
The one who you think will kill someone one day?::	Cristy
The annoying one?::	.....
The hyper one?::	Gina
The oblivious one?::	Erka.
The romantic?::	Adamn ;)
The pervert?::	Randy
The content one?::	George
The liar?::	.....
The cheapskate?::	All of us :)
The ominous one?::	Cristy
The disrespectful one?::	......
The abusive one?::	.....
The hot one?::	Adamn
The ugly one?::	....
The one that hates you?::	I hope none of them do...:(
The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?::	See above
The back-up one?::	*head tilt*
The fighter?::	Mallory
The lover?::	Erka
The hippie?::	Me
The druggie?::	None
The alcoholic?::	None
The one that's recovering?::	None
The one that's in jail?::	None
The one that is most likely to be in jail?::	Cristy
The one that's going to be executed?::	None
The most likely to be murdered?::	Erka?
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?::	Ray
The most likely to stay there forever?::	Gina
The normal one?::	Bahahahahaha
The conformist?::	.....
The nonconformist?::	All of us
The masochistic one?::	....
The sadistic one?::	Cristy
The weird one?::	Hahahahaha, stop! Stop! You're hurting me!
The musical one?::	Adamn
The artistic one?::	Ray
The perfect one?::	*smiles*
The literary genius?::	*shrugs*
The fugitive?::	dunno
The juvenille delinquint?::	......
The Jewish one?::	None
The Christian one?::	Mallory and Randy
The Buddhist one?::	Me!
The Muslim one?::	None
The Hindu one?::	None
The Catholic one?::	Mallory, Gina, Cristy, and Randy (I think)
The Wiccan one?::	None
The atheist?::	Adamn
The agnostic?::	George, Erka, Ray
The cutter?::	None
The anorexic one?::	None
The bulimic one?::	None
The skinny one?::	Erka
The thin one?::	that's the same...
The fat one?::	None
The obese one?::	None
The Satanic one?::	Cristy
=>Have you Ever...<=
Gone on a cruise?::	No
Beaten someone up?::	No
Been beaten up?::	No
Bullied someone?::	No
Been bullied?::	Yes
Attempted suicide?::	No
Attempted murder?::	No
Nearly died?::	No
Broken the law?::	Yes
Stolen something?::	Yes
Had an abortion?::	No
Known the president?::	No
Had an affair with the president?::	No
Met a famous person?::	No
Masturbated?::	Yes
Gotten drunk?::	Yes
Gotten high?::	No
Had masochistic sex?::	No
Had an affair?::	No
Been out of the country?::	Yes
Out of state?::	Yes
Out of your town?::	Yes
Written a poem?::	Yes
A story?::	Yes
A novel?::	No
A song?::	Yes
Gotten published?::	No
Written a love poem?::	No
Story?::	No
Novel?::	No
Song?::	No
Said that you hated the world?::	Yes
Finished school?::	Yes
Flunked a grade?::	No
Flunked a test?::	Yes
Flunked a subject?::	No
Read a book for enjoyment?::	Yes
Bungee jumped?::	No
Skydived?::	No
Danced?::	Yes
Been to a dance?::	Yes
Suba dived?::	No
Broken a bone?::	No
Gotten a nose bleed?::	Yes
Had an orgasm?::	Yes
Suffered from psychosis?::	No
Wished you could get away with something?::	Yes
Thought of killing someone?::	No
Thought of killing yourself?::	Yes
Saved someone's life?::	Probably
Saved your own?::	No
Gone to the beach?::	Yes
Gone fishing?::	Yes
Gone to an island?::	Yes
Died in a dream?::	Yes
Had a dream that came true?::	Yes
Kissed someone in the rain?::	Yes
Gotten pregnant?::	No
Eaten calamari?::	Yes
Lobster?::	Yes
Helped anybody during the holidays?::	Yes
Helped a stranger?::	Yes
Kissed a stranger?::	Yes
Hugged a stranger?::	Yes
Had sex with a stranger?::	No
=>Can You...<=
Kiss your elbow?::	No
Touch your nose with your tongue?::	Yes
Stick your fist in your mouth?::	Yes
Touch your toes?::	Yes
Give away money?::	Yes
Marry a family member?::	No
Hire an assassin?::	Yes
Get ahold of drugs?::	Yes
Alcohol?::	Yes
Stay up all night?::	I'm
Stay up for /ten/ nights?::	No
Finish this survey?::	Yes
Swim?::	Yes
Draw well?::	Yes
Sing well?::	Yes
Write well?::	Yes
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?::	Yes
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?::	Yes
Without milk?::	Yes
Predict the future?::	No
=>Would you Ever...<=
Sacrifice everything for a friend?::	Yes
A lover?::	Yes
Give your life for a friend?::	Yes
A lover?::	Yes
Give your life to save a stranger's?::	Yes
Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?::	No
Sell yourself?::	No
Have cyber sex?::	No
Real sex?::	Yes
With who?::	Someone I really love
Here's an extra space if you need one::	Thanks!
Lie to a friend?::	Yes
Lie to your parents?::	Yes
Lie to a lover?::	Yes
Steal from your parents?::	No
Hug them in public?::	Yes
Blow up your house?::	No
Abuse someone?::	No
Use someone?::	I have, but won't again
Recommend this survey to a friend?::	I don't recommend surveys
=>Would you ever Be...<=
A fireman?::	No
Policeman?::	No
Serial killer?::	No
Doctor?::	No
Surgeon?::	No
Prostitute?::	No
Playboy model?::	If I had the body
Writer?::	Yes
Artist?::	Yes
Musician?::	Yes
Assassin?::	Only if I could dress like the Bride
Ninja?::	Yes
Soldier?::	No
President?::	No
Darth Vader?::	No
Pilot?::	Yes
Mortician?::	Yes
Forensic scientist?::	Yes
Detective?::	Yes
Lawyer?::	No
Drug-dealer?::	No
Pirate?::	Yes
Box-carrier?::	No
Store clerk?::	Yes
Banker?::	No
Criminal?::	No
Target?::	No
Professional wrestler?::	No
Tennis player?::	No
Rapper?::	No
Country singer?::	No
Pop star?::	No
Actor?::	Yes
Plastic surgeon?::	No
=>Why...<=
Is the sky blue?::	The atmosphere difuses certain parts of the sun's light
Is the world round?::	Because that's the shape that works best with gravitational pull
Is the world unfair?::	Because it exists
Are most people selfish?::	Because we're built with a survival instinct. It just looks different in today's world than it did a while ago
Impolite?::	They think they're rebelious
Disrespectful?::	See above
Conforming?::	Social solidarity
Are there religions?::	See above
Theories?::	We try to make sense of the world
Opinions?::	We all have our own brains
Are humans so intelligent?::	We're not.
Do we need air?::	That's the way we evolved
Do we age?::	Nothing lasts here
Do we die?::	Our bodies get tired
Can't pigs fly?::	They have no means to do so
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?::	Because it's delish!
Swiss?::	It's fun to relate it to theories.
American?::	Again, yum.
Are you taking this?::	Boredom.
=>When was the last Time...<=
You brushed your teeth?::	This morning.
Took a shower?::	Yesterday
Ate?::	10 ish
Drank?::	Midnight
Drank an alcoholic beverage?::	Over a year ago
Took a pill?::	Today
Smoked?::	November?
You got your photograph taken?::	A while ago
You got caught doing something bad?::	I do not know
Had sex?::	Never ago
Dyed your hair?::	December?
Hurt someone physically?::	Don't know
Hurt someone emotionally?::	Don't know
Did your homework?::	May 2nd
Hung out with your friends?::	May 4th
Got drunk?::	February 2006
Got high?::	Never
Said:	Today
Said:	5 Years ago
Took a survey?::	Now
Won a contest?::	A while ago
Went out on a date?::	Last month
Had a strong sexual drive?::	Since I hit puberty :P
=>Word Association<=
Bed.:	Pillow
Curtains.:	Green
Lights.:	On
Music.:	Rock
Candles.:	Warm
Closet.:	Mess
Door.:	Closed
Window.:	Open
Onomotapoeia.:	Kaplowee
Dog.:	Ondi
Cat.:	Oreo
Egypt.:	Amun
Corey.:	That guy in gally
Mirror.:	Tall
Case.:	Basket
Cage.:	Heart
Cave.:	Drip
Nutella.:	Mystery
Bird.:	Lizard
Bear.:	Colbert
Death.:	Grim Reaper
Life.:	Awesome
White.:	Light
Black.:	Light
Personality.:	Goes a long way
Pickle.:	Stuck
Dilemna.:	Stuck
Love.:	Less-than-three
Liberal.:	Arts
Conservative.:	Dance (wft?)
Ball.:	Kick
Moderate.:	Middle
Inept.:	Idjiot
THE END. Congratulations.
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