I feel like wasing my life.

1000 Questions -- The [Second] Longest ORIGINAL Survey on Bzoink (I made a longer one!)
=>This or That<=
Pie or cake?::	Cake
Pie or 3.14159...?::	3.14159265389
Chocolate or vanilla?::	Vanilla
Black or white?::	White
Ceiling or floor?::	Floor
Couch or bed?::	Bed
Cough or sneeze?::	Sneeze
On or off?::	Off
Closed or open?::	Open
Brush or comb?::	Brush
Long or short?::	Long
Big or small?::	Big
Wet or dry?::	Wet
Under or over?::	Under
Top or bottom?::	Top
Fly or fall?::	Fall
Smile or frown?::	Smile
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?::	Tears of joy
Hot or cold?::	Hot
Warm or cool?::	Warm
Rough or smooth?::	Smooth
Cat or dog?::	Cat
Snake or bird?::	Snake
Shark or T-Rex?::	Shark
Past or present?::	Present
Science fiction or fantasy?::	Fantasy
Dull or sharp?::	Sharp
Live forever or die young?::	Live forever
Books or television?::	Books
Jump or skip?::	Skip
Fast or slow?::	Slow
Run or walk?::	Walk
Guy or girl?::	Guy
Disney or Warner Brothers?::	Warner Brothers
Belle or Jasmine?::	Jasmine
Gaston or Cruella Deville?::	Cruella Deville
Food or friends?::	Friends
Colors or black and white?::	Colors
Cute or pretty?::	Pretty
Good or evil?::	Good
Fruits or vegetables?::	Fruits
Milk or juice?::	Milk
Hot chocolate or gingerale?::	Hot chocolate
Beer or wine?::	They both suck
Movies or cartoons?::	Movies
Pillow or blanket?::	Blanket
Moon or stars?::	Stars
Sky or sea?::	Sky
Explode or implode?::	Implode
=>Odd Questions<=
What color is the bottom of your tongue?::	Pinkish red
Your foot?::	Skin colored?
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?::	No, but they gross me out
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?::	No
Do you chew on your homework?::	Not often
Pencils?::	No, but I do on pens
Do you read the dictionary?::	No
Encyclopedia?::	Yes
Atlas?::	Yes
Road map?::	Yes
Do you memorize random facts?::	Yes
Do you stalk anyone?::	No
Does anyone stalk you?::	If anyone does, they're doing a bang-up job
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?::	No
Do you dust your lawn?::	No
Do you collect dust?::	No
Lint?::	No
Baby teeth?::	No
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?::	No
Do you wish prostitution was legal?::	Yes
Do you use lotion on your feet?::	Occasionally
Do you have problems with Canadians?::	No
Mexicans?::	No
Americans?::	Yes
The French?::	Yes
The English?::	No
Have you ever played a kazoo?::	Yes
Have you ever shot someone?::	With a nerf arrow
Something?::	With a real arrow
How many pairs of underwear do you own?::	Too many
Jeans?::	Too many, only wear around 5
What ring size are you?::	5 1/2
Belt size?::	Uh....large?
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?::	No
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?::	No
Do you eat a lot?::	Not really. I'm more of a snacker
Do you get excited over cameras?::	No
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?::	No
Poison?::	No
Knives?::	Yes
Cheese?::	No
Penguins?::	No
Bald people?::	No
Scrawny African children?::	No
Midgets?::	No
Pirates?::	No
Corny jokes?::	Yes
Are you a virgin?::	Yes
Are you a hermaphrodite?::	No, no matter what I told George
Do you tie string to your teeth?::	No
Do you bite yourself?::	Yes
Cut yourself?::	No
Do you get cold sores often?::	No
Do you have a cold right now?::	No
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?::	No
Do you like to touch sharp objects?::	Yes
Do you have a twitching problem?::	Kitterspasms!
Are you homicidal?::	No
What do you do on the computer?::	Waste my days
Anything your parents should know about?::	I'm gradually becoming atheist
Are you happy with your life?::	Yes
Is everybody else happy with your life?::	I'd assume so
Do you like 100% white grape juice?::	Yes!
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?::	Some parts of them are...
How big is the universe?::	Infinite
What's the logic behind your answer?::	It doesn't end.
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?::	Anywhere from 3-12
What do you dream about?::	Weird stuff involving people I'm familiar with
Anything your parents should know about?::	Didn't you already ask me this?
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?::	No, but I do play the games on there :)
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?::	I've never done it. Even though I have a fear of falling, I'd love to do it.
Do you have AIM?::	Yes
MSN?::	No
YIM?::	Yes
A Neopets account?::	...You know what, I do...from a loooong time ago...I think my griffen thing is dead by now
A Vampirefreaks account?::	No
A Quizilla account?::	No
A Bzoink account?::	No
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?::	Yes
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?::	Depends what kind of bug it is
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?::	On occasion
Are you scared of everything that breathes?::	No
Doesn't breathe?::	No
Are you scared of anything at all?::	Yes
What?::	Arachnids, falling, needles (not so much)
Which cardinal direction do you like best?::	North
Do you have a life?::	Sometimes
Do you have a microphone on your computer?::	No
A webcam?::	Yes
A scanner?::	Yes
A printer?::	Yes
A cordless mouse?::	Yes
Does your mouse light up?::	Yes
Are you scared of mice?::	No
What kind of computer do you have?::	HP
Were you ever physically abused?::	No
Verbally?::	Well, I didn't wear makeup until I was 16 because, when I was 11 and playing with makeup, my dad told me I looked like a French whore.
Sexually?::	No
Do you wish you were a fish?::	Sometimes
A cat?::	Sometimes
A dog?::	Sometimes
Do you have a cell phone?::	Yes
What kind is it?::	Sony Ericson
Do you weasel out of things?::	Yes
Do your teachers like you?::	Yes
Do your parents like you?::	Yes
Do your siblings like you?::	...Yes...
Does karma, if it exists, love you?::	I hope so
Did you have a tail when you were born?::	No
Do you enjoy school?::	Yes
Do you sleep under or over the covers?::	Usually under
Do you sleep in a bed?::	Yes
Do you catch yourself floating at times?::	No
Are you a packrat?::	Yes
Do you know HTML or CSS?::	Very little
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?::	No
Do you shy away from social situations?::	Not really
Are you obsessed with shiny things?::	No
Are you at least attracted to them?::	Yes
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?::	Sometimes
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?::	No
Do you label other people?::	Yes
Are you proud?::	Sometimes
Do you like scrambled eggs?::	Yes!
=>How bad can I make you Look?<=
Do you wash your hands frequently?::	No
Do you wet the bed?::	No
What age did you stop?::	Never wet the bed
Do you lie a lot?::	No
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?::	Yeah :/
Brush your hair?::	Yes
Do you use deoderant?::	Yes
Do you masturbate?::	Yes
How often?::	Quite
Are you an alcoholic?::	No
A druggie?::	No
Do you drink illegally?::	No
Do you wear underwear?::	Yes
Do you change your underwear frequently?::	Yes
Are you a coward?::	No
A loser?::	No
An idiot?::	Sometimes
Do you chatspeak?::	No
Are you a bad friend?::	No
Are you untrustworthy?::	No
Unreliable?::	No
Do you pick your nose?::	Anyone who says they don't is a liar
Are you imperfect?::	Yes
Ugly?::	No
Do you have bad hair?::	No
A big nose?::	No
Are you shallow?::	No
Greedy?::	No
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?::	No
Do you have any /important/ talents?::	What classifies talents as important?
Do you burp often?::	No
Are you impolite?::	Sometimes
Disrespectful?::	Only to people who I don't feel the need to be respectful around
Sadistic?::	No
Are you a pansy?::	No
Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.)::	No
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?::	No, but I don't hate him either
Do you have buck teeth?::	No
Acne?::	No
Mental illnesses?::	No
Are you fake?::	No
Does your breath smell?::	I like garlic and onions :)
Do you have a strong body odor?::	No
Do you have bad teeth?::	No
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?::	No
Are you overweight?::	No
Anorexic?::	No
Bulimic?::	No
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?::	No
A tattoo?::	No
Are you a wannabe?::	No
Do you get bad grades?::	No
What's your IQ level?::	138, according to an online test I just took
Are you a bad guesser?::	Yes
Are you slow?::	No
Are you bad at reading people?::	No
Are you too nice for your own good?::	Yes
Do you have a lot of friends?::	Yes
Do you give in easily?::	Yes
Are you stubborn?::	Yes
Are you annoying?::	Can be
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?::	Sometimes
Are you a necrophilliac?::	No
Are you incestuous?::	No
Is your room messy?::	Yes
Do you make fun of other people?::	Yes
Do you respect your body?::	Yes
Are you arrogant?::	No
Do you have low self-esteem?::	No
Are you unique?::	Just like everyone else
Are your hands clammy?::	Sometimes
Are you short?::	No
Are you freakishly tall?::	No
Do you like Simple Plan?::	No. They actually give me nausea...odd, really.
=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in God?::	Less and less every day.
Do you believe in magic?::	No
True love?::	Eh
Heaven?::	....
Hell?::	No
Satan?::	No
The Lord and Lady?::	?
The Goddess?::	No
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?::	I have prayed to them, just to see if they get lonely and will grant things :P
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?::	No
Are you an atheist?::	Working on it
Agnostic?::	Sounds a bit more like me
Do you believe in fairies?::	No
Dragons?::	No
Unicorns?::	No
Gollums?::	No
Santa?::	No
The Easter Bunny?::	No
The Tooth Fairy?::	No
Pixies?::	Awsome band!
Phoenixes?::	No
Elves?::	No
Dwarves?::	No
Mermaids?::	No
Karma?::	Kinda
Immortality?::	......
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?::	I LOVE THE AZTEC GODS!
Mayan Gods?::	WOOT!
Incan Gods?::	HOORAY!
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?::	Uh...tacos.
Do you believe in life on other planets?::	Well, I think the best proof we have that, if there's other life and it's intelligent, it's not coming here.
Do you believe in parallel universes?::	No
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?::	Not really
Do you believe in Eternity?::	......
Do you believe in evolution?::	Yes
Do you believe in life after death?::	......
What happens to us after we die?::	Either we rot in the ground, we get reincarnated, or we go to "nirvana" and stop existing
Do you believe in superheroes?::	No
Super villains?::	No
Do you believe in Fate?::	No
That everything has a purpose?::	It's nice to think, but no
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?::	No
Sex?::	No
Love?::	No
Success?::	Yes
Making yourself happy?::	Yes
Making others happy?::	No
Religion?::	Yes
Politics?::	No
Do you believe in miracles?::	No
Angels?::	No
Demons?::	No
Ghosts?::	I grew up with them
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?::	Out of the 6.313544353454 people on earth, yes
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?::	Yes
Do you believe in selfessness at all?::	Yes
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?::	Same chances as asking the sun for it
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?::	Not always
Do you believe that anything can happen?::	No
=>The Basics<=
Name::	Sarah
Age::	19
Gender::	Female
Happy with it?::	Yes
Eye color::	Grey, blue, green, yellow, brown
Happy with it?::	Yes
If not, what would you change it to?::	Whatever enhances the yellow :)
Hair color::	Red turning brown
Happy with it?::	Apathetic
If not, what would you change it to?::	Blonde
Hair length::	Long
Hair style::	Uh...long?
Have you ever dyed your hair?::	Yes
What color?::	Blonde, red, literal red
Do you dye your hair frequently?::	Kinda
Has it ever gotten damaged?::	No
Are you clean-shaven?::	Sure?
What's your body type?::	Average, pudgy
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?::	Long and slender
Thin or full lips?::	Uh...full?
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?::	Thick
Have you ever had lice?::	No
How old were you?::	I've been 8 before. That was pretty awesome.
Nicknames::	Kitto, Kitty, Killer, Kitterpimp, Sari, Twitchybutt, Sarahkins
Happy with them?::	Of course
Aliases::	Goolash.
What made you choose them?::	It's a fun word.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?::	I think it would have been Matthew....
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?::	Dominic
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?::	No
What heritage does your first name imply?::	Biblical/Hebrew
Middle name?::	Biblical/Hebrew
Last name?::	German!
Place of birth::	Lafayette
Date of birth::	Octember 32
Nationality::	United Statesen
Were you named after anyone?::	Those Old Testament hussies
Who?::	...I just said...
What side of the family does your name come from?::	Uh....dad's?
Did your parents immigrate?::	No
How about your grandparents?::	No
Your great grandparents?::	No
Farther back into your family?::	Yes
Where did they emmigrate from?::	Germany
Where did they immigrate to?::	Pennsylvania
Skin color::	White
What's your facial structure like?::	Face-like
Height::	5'5"
Happy with it?::	Yes
Weight::	88888888888888888888888.9
Happy with it?::	No
How old are your parents?::	50s
What's your father's name?::	Randy
Your mother's?::	Kim
Do you have any siblings?::	No
How old are they?::	13 and 99
What are their names?::	Steve and Heratio
Do you get along with your family?::	Yes
Do you wish they were different?::	Yes
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?::	No
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?::	No
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?::	Kinda
If so, why?::	They sucked
Who do you get along with most?::	In my family? Gramz
=>Favorites<=
Color::	Green
Month::	May
Year::	1066
Decade::	Ots
Century::	14th
Millenium::	1000 B.C.
Animal::	Fennec Fox
Movie::	Death Proof
Book::	The Time Machine
River::	Wabash
Lake::	Sand
Ocean::	Pacific?
Country::	Djibouti
City::	Djibouti
State::	Minnesota
Province::	Saskatewan
Place to go in your neighborhood::	The cemetery
Person::	Gramz or Dr. Ryan
Relative::	Gramz
Pet::	Oreo
Actor::	Tim Roth
Actress::	Uma Thurman
Celebrity::	uh....
Musician::	Beethoven or Elfman
Singer::	...
Band::	The Pixies
Movie genre::	Action with good character developement and plot
Book genre::	Fantasy
Play genre::	Comedy
Play::	Lysistrata
Musical::	Cannibal!: the Musical
Poem::	The Bells by Edgar Allen Poe
Writer::	Tolkien or Poe
Song::	7th Symphony by Beethoven
Sport::	World Cup Soccer
Drink::	Water
Food::	Chicken
Brand of cereal::	Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Candy bar::	Cookies & Cream
Disney princess::	Jasmine
Disney prince::	Aladdin
Disney villain::	McLeach
Disney character::	Rafiki
CD::	Songs for the Deaf by QOTSA
Director::	Quentin Tarantino
Videogame::	Any of the Spyro series
Computer game::	City building games, like Warcraft or Age of Mythology
Game::	The floor is lava!
Board game::	Hungry Hungry Hippos
Word game::	Cryptographs
Clothing style::	Comfortable
Truth or dare question::	Truth
Fairy tale::	The Bible
Lullaby::	This Lullaby by QOTSA
Holiday::	Memorial Day *cough*
Mythological creature::	Succubus
Miscellaneous item::	Blankee!
Storybook character::	uh...
Movie character::	Zoë Bell
Play character::	Myrinne's husband in Lysistrata
Musical character::	Alferd Packer
College::	St. Joe
Football team::	don't pay attention
Soccer team::	GERMANY!
Tennis player::	uh
Hockey team::	gsdf
Basketball team::	dfldfsl
Baseball team::	sdlkdflk
Swimmer::	dfksjds
Track star::	dslkdf
Vegetable::	Fried ocra
Fruit::	Orange
Toothpaste brand::	dflkjdsl
Type of computer::	HP
Medication::	dfdfdfs
Poison::	Happiness
Type of sword::	Kukri
Type of gun::	cheating
Planet::	Jupiter
Space feature::	Nebulas
Breed of cat::	Black and white
Dog::	Border collie
Spider::	none
Fish::	Beta
Penguin::	The black and white ones
Species of crustacean::	Crab
Arachnid::	none
Insect::	Flutterby
Pair of socks::	Hula Monkeys!
Scooby-Doo character::	Shaggy?
Spongebob Squarepants character::	The orchestra
Quote::	The only thing that man has learned from history is that man never learns from history.
Adage::	The early worm gets eaten
President::	Teddy Roosevelt!
Astrological sign::	Gemini
Chinese zodiac sign::	Bunny
Number::	8
Short story::	The Facts in the Case of Mr. Valdemar by Poe
Word::	Gargantuan
Definition::	The nuthatch is a plump bird about the size of a great tit that resembles a small woodpecker.
Time period::	ca 400 B.C. - 1500 A.D.
Dictionary brand::	Webster?
Series of books::	Lord of the Rings
Publishing company::	...penguin?
Illustrator::	uh
Artist::	William Bouguereau
Childhood story::	.....
Childhood memory::	Chasing thunderstorms with dad
Facial expression::	This one.
Serial killer::	Jack the Ripper. He probably did the worst job ever, but his timing in history was good to him
Medieval torture device::	Hanging a person upside down with two angry dogs that were also hung upsidedown
Instrument::	Bassoon
Brand of chocolate::	Dove
Candy::	Strawberry Cream Savers
Brand of candy::	uh...
Time of day::	Midnight
Codename Amour and Adori use::	Who?
Letter::	K
Inside joke::	Anything with Fort Knox or shoulders
Joke::	There's two muffins in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "God, it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks at him and goes, "OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Scent::	Axe or a rip off of it
Onomotapoeia::	WHARUMP!
Alliteration::	American Agency Against Alliteration Abuse
=>The Ideal Mate<=
Hair color::	Don't care
Hair length::	Medium
Hair style::	Shaggy
Eye color::	Don't care
Skin color::	Don't care
Any makeup?::	No
Clothing style::	Comfortable
Shy or outgoing?::	Shy
Happy or depressed?::	Happy
Funny or serious?::	Funny
Abusive or kind?::	Kind
Respectful or perverted?::	Respectful
Completely describe their personality::	Kick-ass.
This is another space if you need it::	Awesome.
Ideal height::	Taller
Ideal weight::	Proportionate
Body type::	Lanky
Completely describe their appearances::	I...just....
This is another space if you need it::	*ventilate*
Cup size or condom size::	Most condoms are the same size....
Masochistic or sadistic?::	Mascohistic
Conformist or nonconformist?::	Nonconformist
Artistic or athletic?::	Artistic
Intellectual or unintelligent?::	Intellectual
Complex or simple?::	Yes.
What would their hobbies be?::	Computer, RPGs, arguing over space and fictional diseases
Interests?::	Knowledge
Obsessions::	See above
Would they hug you often?::	Yes
Kiss you often?::	Of course
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?::	Yeah
Have you already found your ideal mate?::	Exdee.
Or as close as someone can get?::	Probably more likely.
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?::	When?
Are you in love?::	Yes.
What will you do together?::	Whatever we can do when we get to see each other.
Your ideal date::	Doing something that scares me.
Your ideal wedding::	Short and simple.
How many kids?::	None...or very very few.
What will their names be?::	Sapía, Dominic
What do you think they would look like?::	Me and their dad.
Will you even have kids?::	With my luck, I'll have 86
If not, why?::	I don't want to squeeze them out and that's way too much responsibility
Will you even get married?::	Probably, not going to even think about that chapter yet
If no, why?::	My attention span
Are you taken or single?::	Taken
=>Dislikes<=
Least favorite color::	Poopy green
Animal::	Spider
Number::	7
President::	Andrew Jackson
Actor::	Robert Dinero
Actress::	Sarah Jessica Parker
Director::	Not sure
Celebrity::	Paris Hilton
Artist::	Any "modern" artist
Illustrator::	....
Poet::	Shakespear
Writer::	Henry Louis Gates
Band::	Simple Plan
Musician::	Any rapper
Singer::	Quite a few
Food::	Sauerkraut
Fruit::	Tomato
Vegetable::	Cabbage
Candy::	Licorice
Candy bar::	dunno
Brand of chocolate::	Any dark chocolate
Skittles flavor::	Orange
Month::	October
Year::	1492
Decade::	'80s
Century::	20th
Millenium::	....
Era::	Uh...triassic?
Time period::	wait
Battle of the Civil War::	Chancellorsville
War::	WWI
Battle of WWII::	.....
Battle of American Revolution::	.....
Genius::	....
Genus of plant::	....
Flower::	That really stinky one
Tree::	Dave
Hair color::	....
Eye color::	.....
Fairy tale::	Steve and the case of crabs
Disney princess::	Anne
Disney villain::	Jordan
Disney prince::	Fred
Movie character::	The chick in Army of Darkness
Play character::	Loretta
Book character::	Andy
Musical character::	Fredrick Taylor
Play::	Death of a Salesman
Musical::	Hello Dolly
Person::	Stalin
Brand of cereal::	Bran
Brand of battery::	.....
Mental illness::	.....
Medication::	......
Serial killer::	Gacy
Poison::	.....
Type of sword::	....
Type of gun::	All
Toothpaste brand::	....
Scent::	Burps
Taste::	Bitter
Sound::	The sound of a TV when it's on but there's nothing on it
Sexual position::	The Headache
Article of clothing::	Shoes
=>What do you think Of...<=
Ugly people?::	Without them, there'd be no pretty people
Pretty people?::	Without them, there'd be no ugly people
Bald people?::	Good job
Scrawny African children?::	Go metabolism!
Religion?::	Opiate of the masses
Politics?::	Not a fan
Abortion?::	Pro-Choice
Church?::	Stupid
Separation of church and state?::	Good
Blondes?::	Tacos
Brunettes?::	Sheet
Redheads?::	Big Bird
Mainstream rock?::	Ugh
Abercrombie?::	Ew
Pop music?::	Blech
Classic rock?::	\m/
Roleplaying?::	Whatever finds your lost remote
Emo music?::	Boo
Ignorance?::	It can be bliss....
Stupidity?::	Grah
Mental retardation?::	It happens
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?::	Sexy pants
Friends?::	They're nice
Disrespect?::	That's not nice
Immaturity?::	Grumble
Republicans?::	Sure
Democrats?::	Sure
George W. Bush?::	Lame duck
Your mom? (OH, BURN.)::	She's a very nice lady
My mom?::	Don't know her
Me?::	You don't have much of a life, do you?
This survey?::	'Tis long
Dry walls?::	Better than moist walls
Painted walls?::	Perty
Drugs?::	Hiss
Alcohol?::	Yeah, let's choose to be a bumbling idiot and have no self control! wooo!
Prostitution?::	It should be legal.
Premarital sex?::	Everyone wants to marry a virgin, but no one wants to date one.
Teenage sex?::	Nonononononono
People?::	Stupid.
Your classmates?::	Alright.
Your co-workers?::	Keep the corn interesting.
Your school?::	It has it's ups and downs.
Your family?::	I like mom's side better.
My family?::	Don't know them.
Your mental health?::	I like it. Just enough insanity to keep me sane :)
My mental health?::	Knock-out
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?::	Cute
Your life?::	Awesome
My life?::	Kinda dull
The color green?::	Yay!
Pickles?::	Yum
Food?::	Delish
Electricity?::	Sweet
Niagra falls?::	Water!
Cataracts?::	Annoying
Bridges?::	Woot
Braces?::	Never had them
Dictionairies?::	Nice
Television?::	Good, but not....
Fairy tales?::	Fun
Hollywood?::	Shallow
MTV?::	Sucks
=>Currently...<=
What are you feeling?::	Bored, relaxed
Smelling?::	Outside
Seeing?::	Computer
Hearing?::	Misere by the Cat Empire
Doing?::	This survey
Who are you talking to online?::	My boyfriend
On the phone?::	No one
What room of the house are you in?::	Mine
Are you cold?::	No
Bored?::	Yes
Warm?::	No
Hot?::	No
Do you look nice?::	No
What are you wearing?::	Sealab 2021 shirt and jeans
Are you eating anything?::	No
Drinking anything?::	No
What's your heart rate?::	76
BMI?::	*shrugs*
What brand of shoes are you wearing?::	none
What are you wishing for?::	Minnesota
What are you worried about?::	Next school year...
Sad about?::	Georgia being so far away
Happy about?::	My boyfriend
Angry about?::	Rand McNally
Serious about?::	Religion
Laughing about?::	Not
Talking about?::	Nothing
Typing about?::	Sequels
=>Friends<=
Who are your friends?::	Gina, Ray, Erka, Mallory, Randy, Cristy, George, Adamn
Your best friends?::	Gina, Erka, Cristy, Adamn
Who do you hang out with most?::	Erka
Who do you treat the best?::	Adamn
Who treats you the best?::	Adamn
Do you even have friends?::	Uh, yeah
If so, why are you taking this survey?::	Because it's 2:41 in the morning
Who's the funny one?::	They all are, duh
The smart one?::	They all are, duh
The depressed one?::	Adamn from how cynical he is *rolls eyes*
The punk?::	.....
The goth?::	.....
The prep?::	.....
The jock?::	....
The outcast?::	Cristy
The stupid one?::	.....
The one who you think will kill someone one day?::	Cristy
The annoying one?::	.....
The hyper one?::	Gina
The oblivious one?::	Erka.
The romantic?::	Adamn ;)
The pervert?::	Randy
The content one?::	George
The liar?::	.....
The cheapskate?::	All of us :)
The ominous one?::	Cristy
The disrespectful one?::	......
The abusive one?::	.....
The hot one?::	Adamn
The ugly one?::	....
The one that hates you?::	I hope none of them do...:(
The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?::	See above
The back-up one?::	*head tilt*
The fighter?::	Mallory
The lover?::	Erka
The hippie?::	Me
The druggie?::	None
The alcoholic?::	None
The one that's recovering?::	None
The one that's in jail?::	None
The one that is most likely to be in jail?::	Cristy
The one that's going to be executed?::	None
The most likely to be murdered?::	Erka?
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?::	Ray
The most likely to stay there forever?::	Gina
The normal one?::	Bahahahahaha
The conformist?::	.....
The nonconformist?::	All of us
The masochistic one?::	....
The sadistic one?::	Cristy
The weird one?::	Hahahahaha, stop! Stop! You're hurting me!
The musical one?::	Adamn
The artistic one?::	Ray
The perfect one?::	*smiles*
The literary genius?::	*shrugs*
The fugitive?::	dunno
The juvenille delinquint?::	......
The Jewish one?::	None
The Christian one?::	Mallory and Randy
The Buddhist one?::	Me!
The Muslim one?::	None
The Hindu one?::	None
The Catholic one?::	Mallory, Gina, Cristy, and Randy (I think)
The Wiccan one?::	None
The atheist?::	Adamn
The agnostic?::	George, Erka, Ray
The cutter?::	None
The anorexic one?::	None
The bulimic one?::	None
The skinny one?::	Erka
The thin one?::	that's the same...
The fat one?::	None
The obese one?::	None
The Satanic one?::	Cristy
=>Have you Ever...<=
Gone on a cruise?::	No
Beaten someone up?::	No
Been beaten up?::	No
Bullied someone?::	No
Been bullied?::	Yes
Attempted suicide?::	No
Attempted murder?::	No
Nearly died?::	No
Broken the law?::	Yes
Stolen something?::	Yes
Had an abortion?::	No
Known the president?::	No
Had an affair with the president?::	No
Met a famous person?::	No
Masturbated?::	Yes
Gotten drunk?::	Yes
Gotten high?::	No
Had masochistic sex?::	No
Had an affair?::	No
Been out of the country?::	Yes
Out of state?::	Yes
Out of your town?::	Yes
Written a poem?::	Yes
A story?::	Yes
A novel?::	No
A song?::	Yes
Gotten published?::	No
Written a love poem?::	No
Story?::	No
Novel?::	No
Song?::	No
Said that you hated the world?::	Yes
Finished school?::	Yes
Flunked a grade?::	No
Flunked a test?::	Yes
Flunked a subject?::	No
Read a book for enjoyment?::	Yes
Bungee jumped?::	No
Skydived?::	No
Danced?::	Yes
Been to a dance?::	Yes
Suba dived?::	No
Broken a bone?::	No
Gotten a nose bleed?::	Yes
Had an orgasm?::	Yes
Suffered from psychosis?::	No
Wished you could get away with something?::	Yes
Thought of killing someone?::	No
Thought of killing yourself?::	Yes
Saved someone's life?::	Probably
Saved your own?::	No
Gone to the beach?::	Yes
Gone fishing?::	Yes
Gone to an island?::	Yes
Died in a dream?::	Yes
Had a dream that came true?::	Yes
Kissed someone in the rain?::	Yes
Gotten pregnant?::	No
Eaten calamari?::	Yes
Lobster?::	Yes
Helped anybody during the holidays?::	Yes
Helped a stranger?::	Yes
Kissed a stranger?::	Yes
Hugged a stranger?::	Yes
Had sex with a stranger?::	No
=>Can You...<=
Kiss your elbow?::	No
Touch your nose with your tongue?::	Yes
Stick your fist in your mouth?::	Yes
Touch your toes?::	Yes
Give away money?::	Yes
Marry a family member?::	No
Hire an assassin?::	Yes
Get ahold of drugs?::	Yes
Alcohol?::	Yes
Stay up all night?::	I'm
Stay up for /ten/ nights?::	No
Finish this survey?::	Yes
Swim?::	Yes
Draw well?::	Yes
Sing well?::	Yes
Write well?::	Yes
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?::	Yes
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?::	Yes
Without milk?::	Yes
Predict the future?::	No
=>Would you Ever...<=
Sacrifice everything for a friend?::	Yes
A lover?::	Yes
Give your life for a friend?::	Yes
A lover?::	Yes
Give your life to save a stranger's?::	Yes
Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?::	No
Sell yourself?::	No
Have cyber sex?::	No
Real sex?::	Yes
With who?::	Someone I really love
Here's an extra space if you need one::	Thanks!
Lie to a friend?::	Yes
Lie to your parents?::	Yes
Lie to a lover?::	Yes
Steal from your parents?::	No
Hug them in public?::	Yes
Blow up your house?::	No
Abuse someone?::	No
Use someone?::	I have, but won't again
Recommend this survey to a friend?::	I don't recommend surveys
=>Would you ever Be...<=
A fireman?::	No
Policeman?::	No
Serial killer?::	No
Doctor?::	No
Surgeon?::	No
Prostitute?::	No
Playboy model?::	If I had the body
Writer?::	Yes
Artist?::	Yes
Musician?::	Yes
Assassin?::	Only if I could dress like the Bride
Ninja?::	Yes
Soldier?::	No
President?::	No
Darth Vader?::	No
Pilot?::	Yes
Mortician?::	Yes
Forensic scientist?::	Yes
Detective?::	Yes
Lawyer?::	No
Drug-dealer?::	No
Pirate?::	Yes
Box-carrier?::	No
Store clerk?::	Yes
Banker?::	No
Criminal?::	No
Target?::	No
Professional wrestler?::	No
Tennis player?::	No
Rapper?::	No
Country singer?::	No
Pop star?::	No
Actor?::	Yes
Plastic surgeon?::	No
=>Why...<=
Is the sky blue?::	The atmosphere difuses certain parts of the sun's light
Is the world round?::	Because that's the shape that works best with gravitational pull
Is the world unfair?::	Because it exists
Are most people selfish?::	Because we're built with a survival instinct. It just looks different in today's world than it did a while ago
Impolite?::	They think they're rebelious
Disrespectful?::	See above
Conforming?::	Social solidarity
Are there religions?::	See above
Theories?::	We try to make sense of the world
Opinions?::	We all have our own brains
Are humans so intelligent?::	We're not.
Do we need air?::	That's the way we evolved
Do we age?::	Nothing lasts here
Do we die?::	Our bodies get tired
Can't pigs fly?::	They have no means to do so
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?::	Because it's delish!
Swiss?::	It's fun to relate it to theories.
American?::	Again, yum.
Are you taking this?::	Boredom.
=>When was the last Time...<=
You brushed your teeth?::	This morning.
Took a shower?::	Yesterday
Ate?::	10 ish
Drank?::	Midnight
Drank an alcoholic beverage?::	Over a year ago
Took a pill?::	Today
Smoked?::	November?
You got your photograph taken?::	A while ago
You got caught doing something bad?::	I do not know
Had sex?::	Never ago
Dyed your hair?::	December?
Hurt someone physically?::	Don't know
Hurt someone emotionally?::	Don't know
Did your homework?::	May 2nd
Hung out with your friends?::	May 4th
Got drunk?::	February 2006
Got high?::	Never
Said:	Today
Said:	5 Years ago
Took a survey?::	Now
Won a contest?::	A while ago
Went out on a date?::	Last month
Had a strong sexual drive?::	Since I hit puberty :P
=>Word Association<=
Bed.:	Pillow
Curtains.:	Green
Lights.:	On
Music.:	Rock
Candles.:	Warm
Closet.:	Mess
Door.:	Closed
Window.:	Open
Onomotapoeia.:	Kaplowee
Dog.:	Ondi
Cat.:	Oreo
Egypt.:	Amun
Corey.:	That guy in gally
Mirror.:	Tall
Case.:	Basket
Cage.:	Heart
Cave.:	Drip
Nutella.:	Mystery
Bird.:	Lizard
Bear.:	Colbert
Death.:	Grim Reaper
Life.:	Awesome
White.:	Light
Black.:	Light
Personality.:	Goes a long way
Pickle.:	Stuck
Dilemna.:	Stuck
Love.:	Less-than-three
Liberal.:	Arts
Conservative.:	Dance (wft?)
Ball.:	Kick
Moderate.:	Middle
Inept.:	Idjiot
THE END. Congratulations.
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