Who I Want to Father My Children

Don't get me wrong. I still don't want kids. But, if for some odd reason, I had no choice but to have children, these are the candidates, in no particular order. You know what, who cares if I had kids as a result. I would just flat out do these guys.



1) Hugh Laurie
How could you not want to do this guy? He has a British accent, he's hilarious, and he's rugged. Sure, he's less than four years younger than my parents. So what? It's the guy that freaking plays House. He's daffodils.










2) Brad Pitt




I'm a chick. This one should have been obvious.

















3) Stephen Colbert



He's hilarious and drool-worthy. He's the news source of millions of college students. He's quick on his feet. He's the future president of the US. Every time I hear "truthiness" roll off of that glorious tongue of his ...... look! A distraction!





4,5,6,7) OK Go



Any of these guys. One at a time, all at once....I'm not picky.









That wraps it up for now. I know there's more, but I don't want to mess with any more pictures. They were a pain in the butt. Maybe in a later edition of "Who I Would Do," you'll be a candidate.

I'm not going to do anything bad in front of my parents or you.